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Overview:
Never the Twain is a British sitcom that ran for eleven series from 7 September 1981 to 9 October 1991. It was created by Johnnie Mortimer, and was the only sitcom he ever created without his usual writing partner, Brian Cooke. Mortimer wrote the entirety of the first two series and four episodes out of six of the eighth, with the rest being mainly written by Vince Powell and John Kane.
It starred Windsor Davies and Donald Sinden as rival antique dealers, and also starred Derek Deadman, Zara Nutley, Robin Kermode, Tacy Kneale, Julia Watson, Honor Blackman, Teddy Turner and Maria Charles.
The title is taken from the Rudyard Kipling poem; The Ballad of East and West.
Episode 1:
Viva Espana
Episode 2:
The Best Laid Plans
Episode 3:
Born Again
Episode 4:
There Goes The Bride
Episode 5:
Two Fools And Their Money
Episode 6:
The First Of The Queue
Episode 1:
X Marks The Spot
Episode 2:
S.W.A.L.K.
Episode 3:
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?
Episode 4:
Happy Holiday
Episode 5:
There But For The Grace Of God
Episode 6:
A Car By Any Other Name
Episode 1:
Just The Ticket
Episode 2:
A Question Of Honour
Episode 3:
A New Lease Of Life
Episode 4:
Aspects Of Love
Episode 5:
Neighbours
Episode 6:
Bonjour Paris
Episode 7:
A Winter's Tale
Episode 1:
Grandfathers-In-Law
Episode 2:
Nursery Times
Episode 3:
Whose Baby ?
Episode 4:
Never Say Die
Episode 5:
Moving On
Episode 6:
It's A Long Way To Friern Barnet
Episode 1:
Settled Out of Court
Episode 2:
The Wagers Of Sin
Episode 3:
Betrothed, Bothered And Bewildered
Episode 4:
The Second Time Around
Episode 5:
Born To Blush Unseen
Episode 6:
Fasten Your Seat Belts
Episode 1:
Feed A Cold
Episode 2:
Going To Pot
Episode 3:
Love ls A Many Splendoured Thing
Episode 4:
A Night To Remember
Episode 5:
The Battle Of Deveraux Dale
Episode 6:
Affair of the Heart
Episode 1:
In Whom We Tryst
Episode 2:
Going, Going, Gone!
Episode 3:
Thicker Than Water
Episode 4:
Kung Who ?
Episode 5:
Reading Between The Lines
Episode 6:
Definitely Not Cricket!
Episode 1:
A Home of Your Own
Episode 2:
The Royal Connection
Episode 3:
Words and Music
Episode 4:
No Flame Like An Old Flame
Episode 5:
Love's Neighbours' Lost
Episode 6:
Come Fly With Me
Episode 1:
Taking Stock
Episode 2:
Partners
Episode 3:
A Nose For Quality
Episode 4:
The End Of The Line
Episode 5:
The Welsh Connection
Episode 6:
Not On The Same Wavelength
Episode 1:
Who's Been Sleeping In My Bed ?
Episode 2:
As Young As You Feel
Episode 3:
A Woman's Place ...
Episode 4:
Blood Brothers
Episode 5:
lf You Knew Susan
Episode 6:
The More We Are Together
Episode 1:
Families At War
Episode 2:
Of Meissen Men
Episode 3:
A Night At The Opera
Episode 4:
A Matched Pair
Episode 5:
Nothing But The Truth
Episode 6:
